Ermey on The Marine Who Shot Iraqi Insurgent
VFW Photo Credit: Here.
For the few of you, who missed him, R. Lee Ermey is the host of The History Channel's "Mail Call" (my husband's favorite show) and played the Drill Instructor in the movie, "Full Metal Jacket." He is a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant and a very plain speaker, as you will soon read. So, for your entertainment, here is Retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey at his first press conference. The main topic of discussion is the Marine in Iraq who shot the Iraq insurgent to death. When you are through with this, you will probably enjoy checking out the Gunny's website Here. The Intro is priceless.
We pick up as the reporter asks about how this potential war crime will affect our image in the world:
Ermey:
"WHAT KIND OF A PANSY-ASSED QUESTION IS THAT?"
Reporter 1: "Well I think...."
Ermey:
"THINK, FANCY BOY?! GET THIS THROUGH THAT SEPTIC TANK ON TOP OF YOUR SHOULDERS, MORON : I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME??? THAT MARINE SHOT AN ENEMY COMBATANT, SHITHEAD; SO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DEAL WITH IT BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY OWN PERSONAL PIN CUSHION!!! NEXT QUESTION: YOU IN THE BLUE SUIT."
Reporter 2: Don't you think that the world's opinion of our operations is important?
Ermey: "OH SURE! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TIMES I HAVE CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP WORRYING ABOUT WHAT SOME GODDAMNED FRENCH PANSY THINKS! OH THE DAYS I HAVE HAD TO WEEP BECAUSE SOME SHIT EATING TERRORIST SCUMBAG MIGHT BE MAD AT US, BECAUSE WE WENT INTO WHATEVER GOD FOR- SAKEN HOLE IN THE SHIT THAT HE LIVES IN AND KILLED HIM. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUMBASS QUESTION IS THAT YOU PETER-PUFFING JACKASS?? WE ARE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND WHEN YOU ATTACK US, WE ARE GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BLOW YOUR STINKING CAMEL-LICKING CARCASS INTO PIECES SO SMALL WE WILL BE ABLE TO BURY YOUR SORRY ASS IN A THIMBLE!! YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. YOU ARE PROBABLY AFRAID, THINKING THAT I HAVE SUCH AN "EXTREME" ATTITUDE AND THAT I NEED
TO BE MORE "SENSITIVE" TO OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU POLE-SMOKING PANSY! I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS WHAT YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE THINKS! THIS IS A DAMN WAR, AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, THEN YOU SHOULD GO HOME AND SUCK ON MAMMA'S TIT!! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU RUNT?? NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I GO CRAZY AND BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!!! NEXT QUESTION: YOU WITH THE UGLY-ASSED TIE. LOOK AT THAT THING! IT IS HIDEOUS!"
Reporter 3: "Aren't you going against the freedom of the press by.."
Ermey:
"FREEDOM?? WHAT IN BLUE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FREEDOM? I HAVE
SWEATED MY ASS OFF IN JUNGLES, WHILE BEING SHOT AT FOR THIS NATION!! WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE YOU LITTLE SHIT-SUCKING WEASEL? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PUT YOUR ASS ON THE LINE FOR ANYTHING? AND YET YOU HAVE THE UNMITIGATED TEMERITY TO SHOW UP HERE AND MONDAY-MORNING QUARTERBACK THE ACTIONS OF A BRAVE MARINE, WHO WAS DEFENDING HIMSELF AND HIS UNIT FROM AN ATTACK BY SOME MURDEROUS AL- QUEDA SYMPATHIZER!!! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I AM CONCERNED ABOUT, NUMB- NUTS? I AM CONCERNED ABOUT A BUNCH OF GRABASSTIC, ORGANIZED MORONS WITH CAMERAS AND MICROPHONES DOING THEIR BEST TO PORTRAY
OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN AS WAR CRIMINALS! I AM CONCERNED ABOUT CHICKEN-SHIT PANSIES THAT WANT US TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS AND WHINE ABOUT THEIR PISS-ANT "FREEDOMS"!!"
Reporter 3: "I ..."
Ermey:
"DID YOU HAVE A BIG BOWL OF STUPID FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING,
NUMBNUTS? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF THAT COMMIE CRY HOLE IN THAT SHIT-PILE YOU CALL A HEAD! AND THAT GOES TRIPLE FOR THE REST OF YOU PANSY-ASSED MORONS! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY SHOELACES!!!!"
Marine DI's have a language all their own. God bless them all!
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VFW Foundation Site Supported by Gunny Ermey Here.
posted by Hairpinandarrow_blog at
3:07 PM
5 Comments:
I'd vote for that guy for President if he ran.
Sounds like a great idea to me! He'd have my vote too!
And then there's General Russel Honore... No nonesense there either. And a man of action! I'd vote for him for anything as well.
OH God I love that guy! He cracks me the hell up! You have the sarcastic wit mixed in with the damn Marine yell... why they all yell is beyond me, it is like genetically programed into them to do it! LOL He reminds me of my bootcamp TI. He was an ex-Army Ranger who decided to cross service into the AF Para Rescue to "spend more time with his family" then got into bootcamp when his wife left him because he still was not home enough! LOL The man was ate up like no one's business, most of the squadron was scared shitless of him, they'd turn the other way if they saw him coming but I just thought he was funny as hell. He had a way with words that you went "holy shit is he crazy or pissed... or both?" You just never knew but he had the best heart, seriously the man would give you the shirt off his back if it would help a fellow airman/soldier/sailor/Marine, you just had to realise it was a language all it's own and he meant nothing by it. He always liked me because I wasn't scared of him. He use to go "T what's the word I am looking for?" My response was always "Bullshit sir?" LOL Sorry you made me go down memory lane! LOL I loved him, I had a duty related injury and he fought to keep me in the service, like I said, he was a really good man!
Boy did I miss you when your computer was down! Ermey is the best! The DIs have the soldiers' lives in their hands and they prepare their men and women for anything and everything that'll come their way. They save lives every day -- and are the reason terrorists will never win. Of course, the beheaders would never get what we're talking about. The islmo fascists are smart in a "stuck on stupid" way, but they'll never truly understand where the American spirit comes from. Or the selfless reasons behind all the hollering. Not from where they see things. Oorah!
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